Once there were five Gundam Pilots *grins* They were all storng and willing to save the world and everything, yes they were even compact! Anyways this is the un-expected story of there true selves. *laughs manicly* Anyways this is how it goes... Warning for very high stupidty level. Now on with this horrid fic...
Narratior: Once they lived a boy named, Chibi Heero Yuy, he was a cute and adorable young'in. He lived in a world that was filled with Gundams the size o the CN tower... if there is such a place. *winks* Anyways he had a bestfriend, who had other friends who knew other friends, who wanted other friends, who needed- *person hands him a cue card* Er... This wasn't in script!
Person: *beats the narratior over the head with a hammer* Can it we don't care what you think!Narratior: *sees stars* Anyways here's my- er his part....
Chibi Heero: Gee what a nifty day, I wonder were my bestfriend chibi Duo Maxwell is. *looks around* Oh there he is! *points to a cute guy with a long braid* Isn't he cute? *giggles like a school girl*
Chibi Duo: *waves* Hey Chibi Heero Yuy! What's shaking?
Chibi Heero: Gee that sounded wired, your not checking me out are you? *blinks innocently*
Chibi Duo: Er....maybe *blinks wildly* I wasn't sure if you saw me.
*Chibi Relena walks toward them*
Chibi Heero: *grabs Duo's hand* I'm glad you were! It's nice to see guys who have good taste! *smiles widely*
Chibi Duo: I have good taste? Really? *rubs Chibi Heero's hand*
Chibi Heero: *nods* yes you do it's very good too.
Chibi Relena: *walks up to them* Hey Chibi Heero and Chibi Duo! What'cha doing? Er... Chibi Duo why you rubbing Chibi Heero's hand for?
Chibi Duo: Hey Pee-lena *lets go of Chibi Heero's hand* Ummm he had a cut on his hand...er yeah.
Chibi Relena: Okay then, hey Chibi Heero wanna go on a date?
Chibi Heero: Ummm well... I was gonna go out with my friends. *winks at Chibi Duo*
Chibi Relena: You never wanna go out with me! *sobs and runs away*
*Chibi Duo Blinks*
Chibi Heero: Gee now that she's gone, Chibi Duo wanna come to my house?
Chibi Duo: Sure stud! *grabs Chibi Heero's hand*
Chibi Heero: What do you wanna do when we get there? *girl-ish smile*
Chibi Duo: You know what it is *winks*
Chibi Heero: Oh... Oh that! *smiles wildly* I know what you wanna do!
*Chibi Duo grins wildly*
*Chibi Duo picks up Chibi Heero, and they walk to Chibi Heero's house hand in hand*
Narratior: Well that was um... interresting... *shakes his head* That was crap who wrote this stuff!
Person: I did! *throws a old boot at the Narratior*
Narratior: Next eppie! Uh...*slams on the floor out cold*
Narratior: Well isn't that cute... *gags* Anyways here's Part two at the Oz Base.
Chibi Zechs: *sits in a wooden chair* I suck, I'm not loved like Chibi Noin is. *pouts*
Chibi Treize: *sits beside Chibi Zechs, and nods* Yeah but I heard Chibi Noin is going out with one of those stupid Gundam Pilots. *grumbles* She doesn't like us.
*Chibi Noin walks into the room with hear shaped eyes*
Chibi Noin: Oooh Chibi Trowa you've stolen my heart! *heart shaped eyes*
*Chibi Zechs and Chibi Treize gag*
Chibi Noin: *glares* Well I see you two arn't in love with someone. *grins*
Chibi Treize: Well Chibi Noin I must say this, *looks at Chibi Zechs* I'm in love with you man! *grabs Chibi Zechs and kiss him on the lips*
*Chibi Noin stares at them with her eyes wide*
Chibi Zechs: Whoa... I love you too man! *hugs Chibi Treize*
Chibi Noin: Ewww Gross! I was refring to real love! Not foolish, icky love!
Chibi Treize: This is real love Chibi Noin! *sobs* It is! It is!
Chibi Zechs: Hey Chibi Treize, Chibi Noin is jealous of our love because she knows that, we are in love
Chibi Treize: Your right Chibi Zechs, she jealous of our pure and hopelessly romantic love.
*Chibi Noin blinks then gags*
Chibi Zechs: See?
Chibi Noin: I'm not jealous of you two! You two make me sick! Ewww! *runs out of the room*
*Chibi Zechs and Chibi Trezie kiss one more time*
Chibi Zechs: I love you Chibi Treize-sama.
Chibi Treize: I love you more Chibi Zechs-sama
Chibi Zechs: No I love you more!
Chibi Treize: No I LOVE You more!
*They whine at each other for hours. Then they kiss, end of there story.*
Narratior: Gee what a happy um... couple. *hangs his head* Now really who would be stupid enough to pair those two! Now Honestly?!
*Someone hands the Narratior a script*
Narratior: I see, so that was suppose to happen? Ewww...
Narratior: Oh great more bullshit. Just what we needed. Part 2 was making me barf *gags* It was so horrid, I sware! Please no more!
Person: There's more, hey it's my gift so your suppose to be listing to me!
Narratior: On to Part 3... *grumbles*
*Chibi Quatre sits inside Chibi Sandrock*
*Chibi Wufei sits inside Chibi Shen-Long*
Chibi Quatre: *from inside* We shouldn't be fighting! Were suppose to be spreading peace and love and um... holy power of yaoi-ness!
Chibi Wufei: ... point is?
Chibi Quatre: Umm I like Ice Cream?
Chibi Wufei: "..."
Chibi Quatre: Everyone hates me! *sobs*
Chibi Wufei: ...???
Chibi Quatre: You heard me! *sobs*
*Chibi Wufei blinks not having a clue what Chibi Quatre is talking about*
*Chibi Shen-Long beeps it's love for Chibi Sandrock*
*Chibi Sandrock blushes*
*Chibi Shen-Long gives Chibi Sandrock a flower*
*Chibi Sandrock blushes again*
Narratior: CUT! Why the hell are the robots in love?
Person: Because it's what Lee-sama wanted so SHUT UP! Robot love is um... original.
Narratior: *mutters a curse* Continue...
Chibi Quatre: Awww man, does this mean the robots are gonna get it on?
Chibi Wufei: .... I guess.
*Chibi Quatre is jealous of the robots*
Chibi Wufei sighs and presses the eject button on his Gundam. A opening opens and Chibi Wufel goes flying*
*Chibi Quatre groans and does the same, goes flying as well*
Chibi Quatre: Wait for me Chibi Wu-chan!
*Narratior stares in digust*
Person: Gee wasn't that umm... cute?
Narratior: I don't get that. That seemed a bit... pathtic.
*Person beats up the Narratior with a bat*
Narratior: How many more eppies? *falls over, has a huge lump on his head.*
Part 4: Wait, this isn't a Yaoi Relationship!
Narratior: Hopefully this is the last part to this horrid monster,Anyways here's er... um thw last part...*grumbles*
*Person glares*
Narratior: Well inside a bar near by...
*Chibi Trowa walks onto a stage and grabs a mic, taps his foot and cues the music*
Chibi Trowa: This goes out to the perfect girlfriend, Chibi Noin. *pulls the mic over*
*Chibi Noin blushes*
*Chibi Trowa beings to sing 'Love is Like a Shooting Star' which is in japanese*
Chibi Ohh Chibi Trowa... your SOOOO romantic! *giggles*
Narratior: Uhh oh I guess this bar folk don't take to kindly to Trowa's singing.
Chibi Dorothy: Get Off Stage!!! *picks up a chair* Or I'll knock you off stage!
*Chibi Trowa panics*
Chibi Noin: Leave him alone, he's being romantic!
Chibi Dorothy: Do you even understand what he's singing? *sweatdrop*
Chibi Noin: Ummm no...
Chibi Dorothy: Well what if he's singing something gross or perverted?
Chibi Trowa: *blinks* No it's umm a love song... sorta
*Chibi Dorothy laughs*
Chibi Noin: Hey! Leave my Chibi Trowa alone!
Chibi Dorothy: I thought you liked Chibi Zechs?
Chibi Noin: Ewwwwww! *graons* Well lets jus say he and Chibi Treize are getting it 'on'
Chibi Dorothy: EWWWWWWWW!!!!!! *gags*
*Chibi Noin laughs*
Chibi Trowa: ...?
Chibi Dorothy: *glares at Chibi Trowa* Learn to pay attention!
Chibi Trowa: But I don't wanna know what's going on...*hangs his head
*Chibi Noin makes a fist*
Chibi Trowa: Uh oh... Chibi Dorothy lady, I think you made my Chibi Noin mad...
*Chibi Noin attacks ChibI Dorothy, and beings to beat her up*
*Chibi Trowa grabs Chibi Noin's wasit and pulls her away*
Chibi Noin: Hey...! *blushes*
Chibi Trowa; How's about we um... go for ice cream so we can forget this mess happened.
Chibi Noin: Okay! Yay Ice Cream!
*Chibi Trowa grabs Noin's hand, they walk passed Chibi Dorothy who is hurt badly*
*Chibi Noin kicks Chibi Dorothy in the side then leaves with Chibi Trowa*
Narratior: *confused* What the hell was that?!
Person: Um well... *blinks* A non yaoi relationship.
Narratior: Er then why was Chibi Dorothy in this eppie?
Person: Well because, umm...
Narratior: Well??!?!?!?!?!
Person: Chibi Dorothy liked Chibi Trowa's singing? Umm uh...
Narratior: Or in other words you don't know, do you?
Person: I don't have a clue *blinks innocently*
Narratior: Well that's the end of our dumb and sick fic of yaoi-ness Gundam Wing. Hopefully there won't be anymore parts of this fic.
Person: That is till next year. *grins*
Narratior: What?! No more PLEASE!!!!!
Person: Well next year we still have to reveal what happened to all the cute chibi's and how there year toghther went!
Narratior: Ugh... what fun *big sweatdrop* Anyways tune in next year if you wish to see the next half of this garbage. Buh Bye! *Narratior leaves demanding his pay check at the counter*
*Person waves and closes the doors*
Well that's the end of this years 4 parts. Trust me this fic is horrid, and Lee-sama if your reading this 'I'm gonna kick YOUR ass!'. This fic is indeed a yaoi fic, and it's stupid. -_- and also was no fun to write, so if my cousin reads this he's a dead prick. Trust me ^ ^; I hate this fic but If he forces me to finish the rest, it's not like I have much of a choice. Anyways for those who read it, I actually DON'T believe in GW yaoi, nor do I have fun writing it. =P Thanks for taking the time to read this lil note at the bottom.
